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This is something I found on a message board posted by someone else (thanks steffie if you come across this post) that I fould parts of that were hillarious. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

16 Things That It Took Me Over 50 Years To Learn

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be “meetings”.

3. There is a very fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness”

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should not confuse your career with your life.

6. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

7. Never lick a steak knife.

8. The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9. You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13. A person, who is nice to you, but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14. Your friends love you anyway.

15. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16. Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

ciao4now, TheJuggsMan

I know this isn’t directly huge titty related, but hey, a lot of blondes have great racks so it’s close enough!

:)

Here they are:

Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container?
A. Because it said (from) “Concentrate”.

Q: Why was the blondes’ belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn’t get Hearing Aides.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: “Oh look! Donut seeds!”

Q: What’s a blonde’s idea of safe sex?
A: Locking the car door.

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?
Q. They think their picture is being taken.

Q. Why did the blonde write “TGIF” on her shoes?
A. To remind her that “toes go in first.”

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

ciao4now, TheJuggsMan

Ok, now I know the US is becoming more and more repressed every day but COME ON PEOPLE…what’s up with this?

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_…20797180210U223

“Chicago - An Ohio man with the breasts of a woman has been charged with indecent exposure after he was spotted shirtless….

But public defender Michael Welsh said the charges really ought to be dropped.

“It’s not illegal for a man to expose his breasts,” Welsh told the Cincinnati Post.

“It’s also not even technically illegal for a woman to expose her breasts (in public),” he said.”

Click on the link for the full details, but apparently this guy has a set of breast implants so it’s what caused all the fuss. Really a strange story…and sad to see our tax dollars being wasted on such things.

I doubt there is a person on the planet that hasn’t seen a breast. Most of us began our life seeing them a few times a day for food. In Europe it’s very commony to see breasts in all their glory on the beaches, lakes, etc… How is it that America seemed to get all the religious zealots…was that issue with leaving Europe to ‘escape religious persecution’ because the religious Europeans of the time said “hey freakos quit being so hardcore and lighten up on the boobie issues!” so they got mad and left???

Who knows, this story has definitely got to go in the Boobie Jokes category.

Enjoy and ciao4now, TheJuggsMan

…but I’m sorry, some of these are just DAMM funny!

I know these don’t really fall into any boobie jokes category, but a friend of mine sent these to me the other day and I feel compelled to share them. There are some for everyone but Asians in this batch, I’m sorry I’ll try to find some to equally spread out the love :)

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know, but White people won’t admit:

1. Elvis is dead
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay
4. Kissing your pet is not clean or cute
5. Skinny does not mean sexy
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller
8. N’Sync will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional butt whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black people know, but Hispanic people won’t admit:

1. Hickey’s are not attractive.
2. Chicken is a food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country’s flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name, but not for every daughter.
6. Jump out and run is not in any insurance policy.
7. 10 people in a car is too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can’t possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your kids run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths White and Hispanic people know, but Black people won’t admit:

1. OJ did it!
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn’t know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be president.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it’s a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

ciao4now, TheJuggsMan

Ok, I just felt like posting something fun and goofy today so I decided a few sexy adult animated gifs would work as I haven’t posted anything like it yet.

This one is probably my favorite, those tits look amazing bouncing around in that top. This confirms for many of us, the amazing power of tits even when wrapped up in clothes! If anyone can tell me where this scene is from below I’d love to know. I found this big tits animation on some message board online. Clearly was hot enough to save. :thumbsup

Another animated gif that’s pretty mesmerizing is this:

And the final one for today is a photoshopped animated gif of Chealsey Charms’ monsterous titties which I’m not sure if it’s funny or creapy!

If you have any other non-nude animated gifs of huge tits, feel free to send them into our email address listed on the contact page.

ciao4now, TheJuggsMan

Ok, I’ll post another rack-review later on, but for now I thought this would be a nice start of the day. A super hot chick, that I’ll post a link & pic to later on, shared this on a webmaster board the other day and I feel compelled to share it here… Thanks Vanilla!

Oh, and another thing, found this icon/smiley with a hooter theme that rocks.

10 Reasons Why Sex is Good For You

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.

3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.

4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It’s more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don’t need special sneakers!

5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.

6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!

7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. It has been said that it can be ten times more effective than Valium.

8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.

9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.

10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.

Thought these would be appropriate to add to the Boobie Jokes category. Someone emailed these to me a while back and I thought it was boob-worthy to post here… Enjoy.

Perfect breasts
(o)(o)

Fake breasts
( + )( + )

Perky breasts
(*)(*)

Big nipple breasts
(@)(@)

A cups
o o

D cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder bra breasts
(oYo)

Cold breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lop-sided breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Nipple
(Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( ) ( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

Martha Stewart’s Breasts
($)($)

If you know of any more, send them in…

ciao4now, TheJuggsMan